If I Were A Boy – Pineapple Print

posted on: Thursday, August 22, 2013

Does pineapple print clothing count towards my fruit intake?

Yellow pineapple print sweater, black mini skirt, knee high socks, Jeffrey Campbell Lita boots & BOY snapback.


Wearing: Choies snapback hat* & pineapple cropped sweater*, Unlabelled skater skort, Jeffrey Campbell Lita boots, Unlabelled socks (similar here)


Yellow pineapple print sweater, black mini skirt, knee high socks, Jeffrey Campbell Lita boots & BOY snapback.

Yellow pineapple print sweater, black mini skirt, knee high socks, Jeffrey Campbell Lita boots & BOY snapback.

Yellow pineapple print sweater, black mini skirt, knee high socks, Jeffrey Campbell Lita boots & BOY snapback.

Yellow pineapple print sweater, black mini skirt, knee high socks, Jeffrey Campbell Lita boots & BOY snapback.

Yellow pineapple print sweater, black mini skirt, knee high socks, Jeffrey Campbell Lita boots & BOY snapback.

Five things I’ve learnt from this look:

1. I like pineapples even more that I already did.

2. Wearing thigh-high socks is almost as thrilling as being able to eat in bed all day.

3. Despite having olive skin, I really need to tan my stomach.

4. I underestimated the amount of skorts I actually bought in Thailand.

5. If a girl wears a hat bearing the word “BOY”, she is going encounter some confused expressions from onlookers.

Choies sent me over this super awesome sweater. Pineapple print clothing is just generally cool. It’s kinda super hipster but I like pineapples so it’s all forgiven. I was also sent this hat which is also super cool because even though everyone here is snapback-crazed I haven’t seen anybody rocking one like this yet. It makes me different. Which is totally cool to me and not hipster at all.

*cough*

Sorry about my vampire stomach guys. I promise I’ll tan it in summer.

Which is about three months away.